How to make a cup of coffee in 9 steps

Step 1.

Wipe sleep from eyes, yawn and trundle towards kitchen. Blearily try to locate a clean cup.

Step 2.

After finding no clean cups, wash the dishes.

Step 3.

Put cup on counter. Add sugar. After losing track of how many sugars you have dumped in, pour  sugar back into sugar bowl and start over. Then, add coffee.

Step 4.

Stoop down to the bottom cupboard to refill empty coffee jar. Lament lack of responsible roommates. Bang head on cupboard handle coming up. Curse and yell in all the languages you know.

Step 5.

Pour in water from kettle.

Step 6

Realize you have forgotten to actually boil water. Empty cup, rinse and repeat steps 1 – 5.

Step 7.

Add milk.

Step 8.

Lament lack of responsible roommates who replace milk when milk is finished. Curse some more to relieve stress and avoid heart attack.

Step 9.

Go back to bed. When a day starts like this you just know it’s going to get worse.

Yes indeed.